Dispatch

The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.

Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right!

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Dispatch

Successful underground accoustic/funk rock trio. Sold over 200,000 albums nationwide on their independent label (Bomber Records).
Brad Corrigan (Braddigan)- vocals, drums, guitar, percussion
Chad Urmston (Chetro)- vocals, guitar, bass, percussion
Pete (Francis) Heimbold- vocals, bass, guitar

by jen August 10, 2003

french dispatch

Running up and punching someone as hard as you can in the anus.

"Would you French Dispatch Timothée Chalamet?"

by smokehousekid November 28, 2021

hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

dispatch

possibly the greatest band to have ever walked this earth. pete francis heimbold, (repete) chad urmston (chetro) and brad corrigan (braddigan)

dispatch is better than you

by catherine March 22, 2005

Dispatcher

One who dispatches calls. Usually has a tough look and takes no B.S. from no one. The captain of the ship, if you will. The one in charge.

Man, that Tim guy is so bad ass. He should be our dispatcher for the evening.

by 17willienilly9 January 22, 2009

dispatch_official_real1

A tiktok account that is more popular than Barley D'inosaur. In which exposes idols and celebrities and a sexy motherfucker.

dispatch_official_real1 is hot

by t0esuck3r January 9, 2021