diptard

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate

that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard

by littlejimmie April 12, 2019

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Dipard

a person who is a complete and utter asshole and has no more a mission in life but to be a scar the planet has to endure.

That douche bag who always told on you for cheating in 4th grade

the guy who fucked your favorite celebrity

ugly guys in porno movies

ugly people who try so hard to block your cock from beautiful people

guy 1: Have you seen how that Ronel just cock blocked you when you were trying to talk to Cameron Diaz?

guy 2: Oh yeah.... It's just like that time when that quito just decided to exist.

guy 1: ohhh yeah, tch dipards...

by dickwad99 April 27, 2009

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dipardieu

verb

To leave or remove oneself from an establishment, party, or awkward situation.

origin: A portmanteau word consisting of the term "to dip" and the name of french actor "Gérard Depardieu."

Samir: Let's bounce; this party is mad whack.
Danny: (in the background) Hey, are there any cute Asian girls here?
James: Yeah, Samir, let's dipardieu.

by Young Whistla June 2, 2009

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Dipladonkis

A Dipladonkis is a fictional creature that has a centaur's body shape, but resembles Barney the dinosaur. (purple and green colors) The creature's mouth is a butt which it eats with, craps out of, and farts with. Dipladonkis is more commonly associated with people who like big butts.

Oh man, you are a total Dipladonkis! I saw you lookin at that big round butt!

by Laugher T. Wimbledon July 24, 2007

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