Dickness

The essence of dick

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.

by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011

Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011

Dickiness

The general state of being, acting like, or exhibiting characteristics of a dick.

Mike's overall dickiness really pissed Chris off, but Debbie couldn't have cared less.

by Santa_Cerveza April 16, 2008

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018

keify dankness

High quality weed; dank bud.

"Let's box your car this weekend, Azure!"

"Yeah, Alex, I'll get some keify dankness!"

by A-Wr3ck January 6, 2009

Dankness

When you find the dankest of the dank and then you cant find it again, you go on a search.

To Dealer: Man this is shit, wheres the fuckin dankness

by Dankine King October 8, 2004

Dickness

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.

It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!

by falic cymble April 23, 2010