Dinglesnot

When a wet turd is transfered from your butthole to your taint by way of fart causing an uneasy feeling in public.

As I was swinging my golf club, I passed gas discreetly. Seconds later I felt a wet dinglesnot in my taint. I rushed to the woods with my golf towel and dropped my trousers and wiped the dinglesnot away.

by fonzy182 September 7, 2009

dinglesnatch

to pull a mans penis from behind through his legs, creating a temporary mangina as you attempt to snatch his dong.

if you talk to my girl again, i'm going to dinglesnatch you.

by crumeister May 22, 2011

dinglesnot

a hoebag from Australia, none the less named felicity.

that dinglesnot owes me change!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

dinglehoffer

Is an individual dressed for cold weather in tacky Christmas type and/or snowflake adorned winter apparel. Typical items in this fashion include knit hat with dingle ball on top, sweaters and coats with snowflake, snow, or other winter weather patterns, and sometimes pants consisting of snowmen themed ridiculousness. (If a Christmas tree is depicted in the clothing, and/or the clothing actually illuminates with small lights, plays a holiday tune, etc., see "Jinglehoser" instead, though these words are closely related.)

The pattern on that dinglehoffer's sweater is making my eyes hurt!

by Badger creater of Badgerisms November 21, 2013

quavious dinglebottom

a man of pride and has a hardcore gay sex fetish.

some mf: yo, have you seen quavious dinglebottom?
me: yes dawg, i was watching hardcore gay sex porn with him!

by finklesquirt b. goochgus May 15, 2022

dingledoots

What someone new to snickerdoodles calls snickerdoodles when they can't remember what they're called.

Dave: You should have stolen the rest of the dingledoots.
Holly: Dingledoots?
Dave: Yea...cookies..not quite sugar-cookies...
Holly: Snickerdoodles..?
Dave: Sniiickkerrdooodlless..
Holly: /facepalm

by Leshya March 25, 2010

Dingleoofus

A combination between the shortened version of Dingleberry
and a Doofus.

A Dingleberry being the small pooplets left on and around your butt after a sub-par wipe.
A Doofus being a not very smart person.

Therefor a Dingleoofus is a small dumb pooplet

Guy 1: "Did you hear about when John ran into the door?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's such a damn dingleoofus."

by AnonT July 23, 2010