dildate

The act of using a dildo.

"Chrissie dildated herself for close to an hour before she could make herself cum. Bitch was asshole naked bent over my couch. It was pretty wild, I think the is taking the breakup with Toddrick really bad. But hey, free show right? Yeah I'll ask Toddrick about getting her pots and pans back."

by jigoku November 10, 2007

dildoface

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.

That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

dildonating

Using a dildo. Masturbating.

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.

by Vive Cuervo November 14, 2009

Dildated

results after using a dildo you become 'dildated'

man: you comin out tonight?
women: na im totaly dildated

by kye.who.wat.does.drugs October 28, 2007

Dildobat

Dildobat is a big slightly curved dildo looking like bat(not the animal) that people use to either hit others or for other uses not to be confused with a regular dildo.

Dave: shit bob I accidentally hit susan with the dildobat
Bob: XD that sound wrong on so many levels......but yeah its serious

by The Real ID December 29, 2014

dildodadeling

jumping from dildo to dildo

Lora was dildodadeling all night long

by Stef1111 January 6, 2022

dildometer

An abstract tool for measuring acts of douchitude on a subjective scale.

The "editors" of urbandictionary often break the dildometer scale when they reject my definitions for no good reason...including this one.

by BigEz April 8, 2010