Dildette

Someone not manly enough to be a dildo.

Brian is being a dildette.

by DevilPimp June 19, 2004

Dildeep

The greatest living person in existence.

Dildeep is the fucking goat

by Matt970 December 15, 2017

dildawhirl

the ultimate form of pleasuring ones self by use of a long hard object aka spinning pleaser, known in Brittan as the olde sit'n spin. It is usually the shape as a dumbbell with one end missing but can be as big as a 20 story building. this device is used by males only.

last night i rode the dildawhirl for nine hours straight

by Flarthy January 23, 2007

dilder

1. Redneck word for dildo.
2. West Virginia substitute for a dildo -- usually a big fat ear of corn.

1. My galfriend went out and got herself one of them dilders from the sex shop.
2. Tessy has a bushel of corn in the corner of her bedroom. I heard that when she gets horny, she uses one as a dilder. I guess that's one way to butter your corn.

by Jim R. May 7, 2005

dilder smack

A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.

Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.

by Middlefinger November 26, 2005

dildee

Dildee is the slang word for dildo.

that girl just shoved a dildee in her buns.

by Flynner January 17, 2007

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004