dilch

When a man or boy pokes his pee hole.

Eg Yo, did u hear Mike is a dilch.

by nick/ryan/dylan September 21, 2005

diltch

A penis with a bend, or kink in it.

The bitch couldnt suck my dick becuase I have a diltch.

by Joe Sullivian January 25, 2005

Dilchode

A friend who sucks your moms dildo and then inserts it into his ass, only to return it uncleaned to your moms drawer.

Wow, you are a nasty dilchode!

by Senor Matteo June 11, 2011

Dilachika

Dilachika aka dipa Chika is a cool kid 😎😎😎😎🧠🧠🧠🧠
She is smart af

Dilachika is a queen

by I did ur mom December 2, 2020

Dilsch

(n.) Cross between a douche and a dildo; an asshole

Dilsch: You look ugly today.

Person: Hey man, don't be such a dilsch.

by Goshinki September 16, 2010

Dikachi

Dikachi is a pretty boy. Some times he cries and hurts you but is always a cute bundle of joy.

Girl: Wow Dikachi is pretty
Girl: Ikr

by MaKaPaKa.O December 5, 2019

dilche

(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.

Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)

President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.

Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.

Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.

by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006