have dildos in your pocket

To be stupid or dumb

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"

by jasper277381 November 26, 2013

Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021

Dunkin Dildos

A restaurant similar to Dunkin Donuts. Sells:
Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!

JOE: Dude, I got the Cunt Coffee and Dildo Donut at Dunkin Dildos!
BOB: Luckkkyyyy!

by Fuggle October 30, 2012

sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

Wildos Dildos

The largest "happy time" business in the Americas.

Graham went to Wildos Dildos to buy a premium new toy.

by Wasabi buns January 6, 2017

sausage dildos

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.

Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea

by ILoveSausages June 7, 2016