digestive biscuit

A rugby/boarding school game. All male participants gather round a digestive biscuit and masturbate. The loser is the one who cums last. His forfeit being to eat the said biscuit. Also known as soggy biscuit.

Posh Kid #1, "Hey, Rupert, fancy one of our spiffing games tonight?"
Posh Kid #2, "Rather Percival! How about a game of digestive biscuit?"
Posh Kid #3, "Excellent! There's no way I can possibly lose four times in a row!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017

Pre-Digestive Bulimia

Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.

Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."

by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007

Reverse digestion

When you're paralyzed from the shoulders up, and your girlfriend has to feed you mashed carrots up your butt. You poop out your mouth.

Leonard actively used reverse digestion after his accident. Things got messy.

by LettuceBeFriends June 30, 2014

Digestive Biscuit

A digestive biscuit, sometimes described as a sweet-meal biscuit, is a semi-sweet biscuit that originated in Scotland. The digestive was first developed in 1839 by two Scottish doctors to aid digestion.

I got a box of Mcvitie's Digestive biscuit's at the market today!

by Smellietheace May 18, 2021

Digestion

The process in the alimentary canal by which food is broken up physically, as by the action of the teeth, and chemically, as by the action of enzymes, and converted into a substance suitable for absorption and assimilation into the body.

Bill digestion his father after becoming a cannibal.

by Milfs love me December 11, 2011

digestion walk

Thing old people and hipsters do after they have had a large meal.

My boyfriend and I took a digestion walk to the cemetery after lunch.

by Jan Jaap May 12, 2014