jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck

An extremely difficult and complex rudiment. Usually played with the foreskin of the penis.

Speaker #1: Man that shit was DOPE! What the fuck was that?
Speaker #2: Dawg that was that Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck.
Speaker #3: Man I'ma play that wit my dick.

by A-ron and Young Boleezy February 18, 2009

diddlyfuck

(Noun) idle time spent twiddling ones fingers doing fucking nothing, to have accomplished nothing, null

I did diddlyfuck today.

by miguelfuentes August 20, 2014

Diddlefuck

A man who fucks around a lot. A man who diddles around. A man who gets blackout drunk or drugged up and does things to ruin his life. A man named Tyler Parton.

Wow what a diddlefuck he just drove drunk and wrecked his car!

by cindyrella24 November 19, 2016

Diddlefuckle

a consentual non consentual diddle fest between two people

im gonna diddlefuckle you

by the diddlefuckler March 25, 2025