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Dicktate

When something is explained ( typically a man to a woman) in a way that's condescending, patronising, and doesn't understand that a man's perspective.. I.e his.. May not be The only , or the right one.
The judge dicktated to the court that a man on man rape is, of course, much more serious than a man on woman rape.
by CCeeeee September 8, 2016
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Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
by nanipoo October 4, 2010
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Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.
"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."
by Margadorn June 30, 2017
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dicktatership

the act of floating your penis on potatoes on the water.

Origin: Game Grumps Zelda Ocarina of time Episode 38
"i used my penis and potatoes in the water on my dicktatership."
by cttn November 6, 2019
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dicktatership

the act of putting your penis on potatoes making it float on the water.
"I used my penis and potatoes in the water on my dicktatership."
by cttn November 6, 2019
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Dicktater

1.) An individual with Political delusions of godhood and an aptitude for stultifying the public mentality.

2.) A President(usually but not necessarily male) with a penis resembling an over grown Idaho russet spud, who finds great glee in applying the fore mentioned member(with waxy petroleum lubrication) . To: Rednecks of any ethnic or racial persuasion who happen to mistake their wives for a hat. All persons who fill the description of "Yes Men" "Rah Rah" boys/girls or Latas (former word donated by W.S. Burroughs). Also, pore,pour,poor people, Who have not the intestinal fortitude to "get the f' out and vote", for an honest "Human Peoples" president.

3.) An over grown Idaho Russet Spud, used occasionally in lesbian or homosexual sex rituals. Usually, these are washed, sliced, JoJo fried and fed to Politicians as retribution. See: Dicktator1&2
1.) Momma, dat man has a Dicktaters tastes fo sho', you see what he done to them Arabian fellas and they oil feilds?

2.) "and then the bastard split me open like a woods beaver in loggin' season him with a Dicktater the size of an elephant tool."

3.) Individuals like the Bushes, Huseins, Bin Laudins, Pol Pots, Markos, Muselinis, Francos, Hitlers, and Gengis Khans, are all Dicktaters.
by Thomas B. Perry November 4, 2004
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dickstrated

Frustration from lack of your mans manhood. Sex deprived. Being stingy with the "D" sex frustrated
Baby when you don't give me sex I get dickstrated Dick frustrated
by Shelley Bunn.Bunn August 10, 2017
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