Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.

At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.

by Carlbud September 1, 2013

dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016

Dickstracted

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about

I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.

by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

Dickstracted

Being distracted because your dick is running your mind.

"My girlfriend was talking last night; leaned over and her cleavage was showing...I got dickstracted and have no clue what she was going on about."

by BLaze July 27, 2012