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dicktuck

1 - n. the literal act of tucking ones penis back between their legs to resemble a female crotch.

2 - n. A person who engages in this activity whether voluntarily or by reflex. Used in a derogatory fashion to indicate somebody who is a coward, i.e. they are so scared that their penis retracts into their body. To pull a dicktuck would be to act like a braggart, claiming you are going to perform an action (typically a fight) and then backing out at the last minute. To back down from a shocking claim in a dishonourable manner.

Related to 'pussying out', although the dicktuck infers that the tuck-ee was acting like a big man or asshole prior to the cowardly withdrawl
Guy at the bar said he was gonna kick my ass when I left, but he pulled a dicktuck when he saw me stand up

I see you edited your post after you were getting pwn3d. Nice dicktuck, Charlie.
by Alger Hiss March 29, 2007
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Dickmouth

One who acts as if he/she has a dick in said person's mouth or one sliding down the esophagus. Acts primarily as an insult.
"hey what's up"
"Ah...I don't know"
"You're such a dickmouth, dude."
by Jean Sickel October 18, 2008
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dickmouth

one who sucks a lot of dick. So much that his mouth starts to look, and smell like dick.
That bitch is such a ragtoothed dickmouth.
by Zeppelinfan December 5, 2005
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dickporch

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants
Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis
by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006
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dickorchard

A large congregation of people who are complete dicks. By dint of being dicks they inherently create dicks of the people around them, therefore they "bear (dick) fruit.
I went to a bar the other day; it was a complete dickorchard
by Knowlicca November 1, 2015
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professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche
by wangjiahua December 11, 2010
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dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.
Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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