Dicktopping

Painting a large penis on the roof of your home, esp. as a means to vandalize Google Maps.

(Coined by Jeff Bakalar of CNET's "The 404" podcast.)

Billy was late for school because he was busy dicktopping.

by the404 March 24, 2009

dicktease

One who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and/or gratification thereby, with no intention of granting the aforementioned.

Michele, the Mormon with very ample breasteses, sat on my lap and laughed at my stupid jokes, giving the impression of impending sexual interaction. Unfortunately, this was a misconception, and I ambled awkwardly off the premises attempting to conceal my titanic, raging "chubby." What a dicktease...

by Miketroy December 9, 2008

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

by mckat January 23, 2018

Dicktopping

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.

Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.

by 404Listener March 24, 2009

dicktopping

Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

see origin:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece

dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!

by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009

dicktocockus

A type a homosexual male bacteria, commonly found in the anus of active gay men

Usually the dicktocockus bacterium is part of the normal flora of homosexual male human, however it seems to have caused the infection in this case

by Perdawg July 28, 2010

dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404

Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!

by Neo1513 March 24, 2009