dickterrupted

Dick-terrupted- When a girl is talking to a man and is interrupted in a conversation by another man and then both men ignores her to talk about cars.

Sally was talking to Paul when Rodney came over and dickterrupted to show Paul a cool picture.

by Rsinic July 13, 2019

Dickturd

After having anal sex, when a penis becomes plugged with feces, and subsequently "poops" the feces out either during ejaculation or while urinating. Dickturds look similar to hamster turds, and are usually layered in a fashion similar to the buildup of dough in a straw after pressing the straw in the dough multiple times. Dickturds are commonly associated urinary tract infections.

Chaz had to poop, but he didn't tell Trit. So, after banging Chaz in the ass, Trit trit left a dickturd in Chaz's ass when he came. Trit got a urinary tract infection the next day.

by KanadaJayhawk August 28, 2013

Dicktergent

The smell you get when you combine clean underwear and dirty dick.

It smells like dicktergent.

by Lovelee_pisces July 8, 2017

dickted

pronounced dik-tid

-adjective
usually describes a woman who is "addicted" to having sex with a certain man due to his expertise in sexual activity.

Woman 1: "Girl you need to leave Tyrone alone. He ain't no good."

Woman 2: "Girl I can't leave him. He too good in bed. He got me dickted."

by KewTy January 2, 2010

dickerdoodle

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa

These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!

by ezdu March 13, 2010

dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Dicktard

Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time

“Dude you’re such a dicktard”

by yogurtwater August 30, 2019