Dickstand Dan

Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground

Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...

Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains

by Notkyle August 3, 2009

dickskinner

Marine Corps jargon for the body part that begins at the wrist and ends at the fingertips. Also known as a hand.

Get your damn dickskinners off of my car! I just spent ten dollars to have it washed.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 18, 2006

dickskinners

Colorful slang for "hands."

They designed this machine to keep your dickskinners away from the moving parts.

by Nigga B April 25, 2003

dickstain

a stain from dried dickjuice
see also....dickjuice

Al Abad* had a dickstain on his collar
*ficticious name

by Die Slow September 18, 2004

Dickskin

A nickname given to people with the lastname Dixon

Hey Matt Dickskin

by Roussell December 16, 2008

Dickslicksia

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

by Cape Horn December 25, 2010