Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

duckstache

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache

A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache

by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011

Dicksmashed

The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

by Jo W July 30, 2013

dicksmasher

Canadian equivalent of wanker, tosser, etc. A useless person.

Butthead is a dicksmasher.

by butthead December 17, 2005

dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010