dickslap

Noun--
A hole stuffer.
One who puts fucking above all other important things in his/her life.
A truly dumb brawd.

This bitch Karen is an insufferable dickslap.
She shipped her kids off to their crazy dad's house, and moved her boyfriend in so they could fuck all day and night like bunnies!

by ereewfdsfd April 13, 2006

dickslap

the act of violently slapping a person with your penis to instill punishment and/or dominance.

the man slapped the ho for not getting him a beer when he told her too.

by MASTER SLAPPER February 17, 2004

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye

SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005

Dickslap

When a male genitalia gently grazes your chin

Devlin got dickslapped by MR. K while doing burpees and then proceeded to bruise his chin

by Cblake67 March 18, 2019

Dickslap

To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.

To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.

*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it

I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL

Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command

by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009

Dickslap

A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.

Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.

by king_ding September 15, 2005