Dick up

Equivalent to saying fuck you or, Suck a dick.

Gmoney told me “go to the store for the block” and I told them niggas “Dick up”

by West Philly19131 March 12, 2019

Chin the dick up

Chin the dick up pull yourself together sort yourself out wise up get over yourself

John said he was too hungover to go on the boat party.

Becky said “chin the dick up will ya”

by UpaBrick February 9, 2020

Dick up

A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.

John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!

by Alex1010 March 19, 2009

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

by prof_db January 28, 2021

dick up his cunt

Guy throwing a fit like a little girl

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.

by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008