dickrections

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!

I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!

by Hans Honk April 21, 2015

Dickeating

Dickeating is when you mind someone else business.

You forreal dickeating yo.

by You geeking dickhead November 3, 2020

dickeration

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male

Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.

by largessepopper October 22, 2008

Dickeating

When someone is being hella annoying and won’t stfu about something.

Yo micheal would not stop dickeating about how me and maggie hu last night. Man wouldn't shut up about it. It’s like he wants her to himself.

by Shrekshorsecock69 June 16, 2020

dickception

1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).

Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis

by andyrdck December 3, 2013

dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b dickression

by DORER December 15, 2020