dickhole

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being

Russ is being such a dickhole right now.

by kevin t. April 12, 2003

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

dickhole fucking

a disturbing new trend in gay sex. a man with an erect penis inserts his member into his partner's flaccid wang. when performing this sex act, the man fucking the limp dick must be careful to not cum inside the shaft or the dude's gonna have massive blueballs and a veritable sperm turf war going on in his testicles.

I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.

by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008

Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.

Yo, Wanna play Paperclip Dickhole?

by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019

dickhole

(1) One who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

(2) A detestably nasty person.

(3) The urethral opening.

You make my dickhole hurt, you dickhole!

by blenderpuppy February 26, 2004

dickhole

The urethra. The hole at the end of the dick.

I love my girlfriend's soapy handjobs in the shower, but later my dickhole burns like crazy.

by josh September 8, 2003

YFB dickhole trick

Inserting your tongue into a guys dickhole under a blowjob. The Mans orgasm might make him black out or lose the ability to speak.

I showed this girl my YFB bracelet so she went down on me and used the YFB dickhole trick. Man i couldn’t walk for 10 min afterwards

by Hvalen Hvalborg May 20, 2018