Dickneck

A douch bag that plays too many video games. Some one that sucks.

Dude, get off your gay game station and go outside for a change you dickneck.

Your dad is a dickneck.

by Ben Northenor May 17, 2007

Dickneck

Putting a DICK on someone's NECK!

"You just got dick necked"

"Your a dickneck"

You just got dicknecked mate

by Shubzy July 23, 2014

Dickneck

1. Ignorant and ugly individual.

2. Annoying and stupid.

3. Neck looks as if it's a penis.

Shut up dickneck

by Avenge Parkway May 18, 2012

dickneck

when someones neck and head represents a penis usually looks quite funny

scott-"riley dejardans has a dickneck"
riley-"hey stfu im gunna go jack off to my ugly girlfriend"

by streetbitch May 6, 2006

dickneck

Someone who does not close dates well.

That dickneck didn't try to kiss me or offer a ride home at the end of our date.

by pronounced unty July 31, 2006

dickneck

A word often used by folk who have problems existing in a normal society. These people are usually, but not exclusively, virgins and male - most of which supplement their lack of social lives with computer games, wrestling, ventrilo or sometimes LAN, where they get to interact with equally socially inept virgins.

Paul: Mike, you're a dickneck

Mike: Yes mate.

by H. Christ, Jesus March 24, 2008

dickneck

It's like a dick
But on your neck
You follow?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dicknecks
You: It's like a dick
You: But on your neck
You: You follow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Anony­Mouse December 30, 2011