dickneck

A word often used by folk who have problems existing in a normal society. These people are usually, but not exclusively, virgins and male - most of which supplement their lack of social lives with computer games, wrestling, ventrilo or sometimes LAN, where they get to interact with equally socially inept virgins.

Paul: Mike, you're a dickneck

Mike: Yes mate.

by H. Christ, Jesus March 24, 2008

dickneck

It's like a dick
But on your neck
You follow?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dicknecks
You: It's like a dick
You: But on your neck
You: You follow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Anony­Mouse December 30, 2011

Dickneck

A long neck dinosaur or a colloquial greeting amongst friends

Whaddup Dicknecks!!

Look at that dickneck.

by Brit5 September 10, 2020

Dickneck

Dickneck pronounced (DiK neK) : The whole body part from shoulders up constitutes being a dick, not a dicknose, dick face or dick head. Its being the ultimate dick! no comebacks, no counter, once your a dickneck, you've lost the battle.

Phil: Mikey, you're a dumbass, you don't understand the fundamentals of the argument, clearly it is better to have an independent judiciary as a balance of power to the electorate, not the other way around.

Mikey: Shut up..... Dickneck.

End of conversation.

by Mongolian Li February 5, 2008

Dickneck

A douch bag that plays too many video games. Some one that sucks.

Dude, get off your gay game station and go outside for a change you dickneck.

Your dad is a dickneck.

by Ben Northenor May 17, 2007

Dickneck

Putting a DICK on someone's NECK!

"You just got dick necked"

"Your a dickneck"

You just got dicknecked mate

by Shubzy July 23, 2014

Dickneck

1. Ignorant and ugly individual.

2. Annoying and stupid.

3. Neck looks as if it's a penis.

Shut up dickneck

by Avenge Parkway May 18, 2012