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Dickmunch mode

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.
Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!
by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012
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Dickmunch Ave.

The street where all the dickmunchers live. Their block parties consist of smoking pole and circle jerking.
Tourist: Hey bud you know where Dickmunch Ave. is?
Me: Yea just follow this road until you see a bunch of people bonking schlongs and receiving.
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Dick Munch

Being totally inconsiderate and rude. Extremely mean. Dont care about anyone but themselves.
by Jessee July 29, 2005
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pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.
I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.
by Zaluh November 29, 2013
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dickpunch

1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.
1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.
by Nimsim July 20, 2008
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dickpuncher

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.
i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!
by fat nutz October 14, 2007
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Darkmunch

baddest cunt in chat ever
Darkmunch is here again that cunt
by Habib December 8, 2004
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