dickstruck

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.

"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."

by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

Selective Dickism

When someone is only a dick to certain people

Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism

by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016

Dickstitch

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

by Cap watet June 2, 2021

dickstruction

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.

After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.

by Andypal September 7, 2010

Dickity

Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.

by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011