diflicted

stupid or incapable of doing anything right. -

Hilary Duff is a diflicted ho.

by Tina White December 1, 2005

dickflickel

When you touch your dick first thing in the morning.

I dickflickel every morning.

by JetCrewFan August 9, 2017

dickvicted

When one is on a dick, and after the dick orgasisms, one is evicted from said dick, due to sensitivity or fatigue.

Afterwards, he dickvicted me, by pushing me over to the other side of the bed.

by hwritesw September 29, 2017

Dickfliction

An affliction for dicks. Clearly the best definition.

Dude she’s obsessed. She’s gotta solid dickfliction going on

by 400>175 September 28, 2021