Deckfest

The meal you have with your friends after a long fun night. This meal usually occurs anywhere between midnight - 7am. It occurs at any 24hour actual sit down restaurant that does not have drive through. Usually Sharis, Dennys, Beths Cafe, or 13 Coins. Occassionally it happens at home after a long trip to any 24hour grocery store.

Samuel: I really really need filet mignon.

Bobby: It's 4 in the morning, Sammy, really??

Samuel: It's called Deckfest, and we can go get it at 13 coins. Let's go.

by Cassandra Q February 26, 2010

dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

by m&m5 February 21, 2011

Dickfestival

1 At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2 Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male

My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.

by BS and MS March 14, 2008

dickgestif

Sex after a large meal.

.

Usage: No large meal is complete without a dickgestif to cap off the night.

by Sexaholicfoodie June 8, 2016

Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.

Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.

by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008

dickfeather

A dickfeather is a person that either is or is called gay. The person who is called gay is always a male and usually excessively camp. The female version of a dickfeather is called a fannyknuckle.

Man 1: I like the company of men
Man 2: You're a fucking dickfeather I swear

by .AJ. January 7, 2017

dickesteem

how a guy feels about his penis size, or lack there of.

last night i used every cliche in the book to bring up Dilan's dickesteem and he still didn't feel adequate after seeing the magnum wrapper behind my bed...

by manny_bee October 21, 2010