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dilkadoodle

Someone who is funny and always can make you laugh
Omg stop making me laugh I just spit out my water your such a dilkadoodle!”
by I don’t even know dude February 28, 2021
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Dickdoodling

Used to refer to someone else's procrastination, usually accompanied by other vulgarities. A combination of dicking around, or engaging in pointless activity, and doodling, which is a specific pointless activity.
Hey asshole, quit dickdoodling and start studying for your exam!
by Yosemitic July 18, 2009
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dimdoodle

1. A car with one headlight clearly dimmed and the other normal.
2. A game played in the car - when one sees a "dimdoodle" one smacks the roof of the car and yells, "DIMDOODLE OMG LOLOL" and the last to smack the roof takes off an article of clothing. Often played alongside <i>PERDIDDLE</i>. Rules vary car to car.
And suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a truck is spotted in the rearview mirror with one headlight much dampened (so to say.. less bright). Quickly the spotted yelps, "DIMDOODLE!" and smacks the roof of the car, and the others in the car respond as quickly as possible by doing the same. The last to hit the roof perhaps utters some profanity and removes an article of clothing.
by quilnico December 11, 2006
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dickdodger

a woman who holds out for waaaay to long... e.g a bitch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo....
dude no 1 :damn my ex was a dickdodger, 4 months and she didn't even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a dickdodger she was not... maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : BLAARG *fight ensues*
by the legend of chong January 15, 2010
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dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.
Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"
by mjdavila October 1, 2010
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dickoodle

A dead white mans oddly black dick.
Wow, that dead guy has a dickoodle.
by Shabootyeah May 6, 2018
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dickdoppler

Dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter
My dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man.
by wtfgwar September 12, 2010
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