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dickcheeseaholic

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.
I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.
by beauner November 29, 2004
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dickcone

A dick that comes with a cone. Can come with or without balls. Often used in someones face. Almost always has a personality of its own.
Travis just got dickconed.
by boston brian November 10, 2008
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fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."
by Jan Warren January 23, 2008
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dickhole fucking

a disturbing new trend in gay sex. a man with an erect penis inserts his member into his partner's flaccid wang. when performing this sex act, the man fucking the limp dick must be careful to not cum inside the shaft or the dude's gonna have massive blueballs and a veritable sperm turf war going on in his testicles.
I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.
by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.
by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019
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dickphobe

Mike sure gets uncomfortable around gay dudes. He's such a dickphobe. I think he may actually be gay himself.
by Puds Hair February 10, 2006
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dickcheese

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis
"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"
by - August 4, 2002
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