Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.

Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.

by ElSantos November 11, 2011

stank dick

when your dick smells of fish and rotten eggs

wow noah and eidan have stank dick

by D HD fhhffdrg May 19, 2019

Stank Dick

Terminology used to describe a male's strong unpleasant Oder from the genitals

Damn son you got that Stank Dick !! Clean your shit up

by BMoney ya tu sabe March 19, 2017

Stank dick

A dick that has a layer of moisture and full B.O. dick that has cheese and smells like maximum sweaty balls and like days old cum stain.

Joshua Haddock: you like it, girl?
Grandma Haddock: nah fam, you got dat stank dick!!

by Datgoldenpuss June 22, 2021

Stanky mole dick

When your dick smells like a mole bowl

Individual from Montpelier Vermont : *rips phat mole* and then proceeds to put wiener in mouth without exhaling.
Male individual: “damn bro I’ve got stanky mole dick

by Monty p dick butt July 26, 2019

stank dick

As you awake after a night of experience you have stank dick

i awoke after sex with stank dick

by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019

The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021