Voodoo Sex Dick

When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards

Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"

Guy 2 "A fucking year!"

Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."

Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."

by Dizzy7 June 5, 2010

Sex Dick

The scent your penis acquires if you go hella' days without cleaning it after sex.

You're in the bathroom urinal. A guy walks up behind you. "Damn, somebody's got that sex dick. Lucky Dodo bitch."

by Da Karate Kd Aka DJ Daniel-San March 10, 2011

Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

by Monnon September 25, 2009

Scared-of-Dick Sexual

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.

Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."

by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018

Suck your dick sexy

A man that is so sexy your ready to drop to your knees like a lil slut and suck his dick at any given time or place

Edwin is so suck your dick sexy that's a dick I'd like to suck any day , Rachel is a slut for suck your dick sexy guys

by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024

lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK

lissy and axel are a great couple. they are funny, and they boyfriend has a huge dick. he has brown hair and is funny the girlfriend is thick. she is funny and likes the boyfriends dick.

lissy- axel your dick is SO HUGE!

axel-oh i know u made it huge baby
lissy- dont go to hard, axel. uhh~

lissy+axel=HOT,SEXY,BIG DICK

by Ajooki aldihar January 2, 2022

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by aunusedhandle May 3, 2022