dicktistic

A term used by men to describe the adventures of their penis throughout their lives

She asked me if I was a virgin and I told her itsca matter of dicktistic that I'm not

by Nipple nose November 5, 2017

Dicklestick

A penis so thin it’s like a stick

“ his penis was so small I laughed and called it a dicklestick ... he got upset”

by Omni cypher July 9, 2018

Dickgistics

The science of production, distribution, and consumption of dick.

This bitch majored in dickgistics!

by Sklr123 November 30, 2019

Dicklestick

A person, mostly men who have to always be better than the next guy, usually socially awkward, rich but lacks skills in basic conversation.

Hey Dylaan did you see Lance trying to talk to the hot new shop owner ?

Yea he had a chance and screwed it up, What a dicklestick

by Rand72 October 3, 2022