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Danger Dick

1. (n.) A penis of unmanageable size or with a high risk of injury when engaged in intercourse.

2. (n.) A male without proof of being STD free.
1. You should limber up, I hear he has a danger dick.

2. You should take protection, I hear he has a danger dick.
by Gus89$Cat October 11, 2019
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Danger Dick

A name used to refer to or label someone that is constantly and repeatedly putting or finding themselves in dangerous situations, and does this because they get some type of high from such.
Look at ole’ Danger Dick over there playing with fire while blindfolded.
by TayTayB August 16, 2021
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Danger Dick

Term used to describe a fast moving object of mass with destructive potential. Usually in a windmill or reciprocal motion
When the driveshaft broke on my truck, that danger dick mangled the under carriage beyond repair.
by madman11790 October 1, 2021
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DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.
by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
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Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)
So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009
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dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.
guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!
by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005
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