Dick Dance

1. When one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.

1. "WOW! I'm having so much fun picking up these goddamn leaves while Bob and Jaime sit over there and dick dance around!"

2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"

by Joseph Willie December 1, 2007

Dick Dance

The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.

Right when I was about to cum, Jasmen pulled her hands away so she could watch my dick dance.

by Difference Maker March 17, 2008

Dick Dance

When a man pulls down his pants and thrusts his hips back and forth so that his penis hits his stomach. It makes a fun slapping sound!

Jimmy was doing the dick dance and all the girls loved it.

by Googirl August 2, 2008

Dick Dance

An ancient ritual preformed by tying arrowheads and rose thorns to multiple penises and make them do a helicopter dick to each other

“Did you hear that John did a dick dance with the school choir?”

by It’s fucking, Ellis February 27, 2022

mexican dick dance

its when 5 mexicans do the act of devouring the targets ballsack then ward one of them dances on his chest while having nasty diarrhea on the targets chest another one of them goes and shoves his finger into the others nose then farts on his face afterward there last 3 devouring the ballsack lub up the victims ears and shove their nose/penis into it when the victim has gone deaf u must then proceed to put ur genitals into the eyeballs when the target is completely out of the senses you must shit on his asshole and plung it in there with a pluger must be premium brand in the end u never speak of it again.

hey mom give me a mexican dick dance and get the family to come along to help

by just a fat penis in the mist January 11, 2014

Dick Dance

The Act of Controlling and Moving your Dick in an Up and Down Motion without physically touching it. Used to Amaze your Partner in the Dance of Dick Rituals.

Vro Nothing was working so I showed her that Dick dance.

by Mr.W0RLDWIDE January 20, 2019

double dick dance

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face

by John Stackpole December 31, 2015