Cold dick

The nervous feeling a man gets before sex.

Deshawn: I don't think I'm ready to go fuck stephanie

Marcus: bro do you have cold dick ?

by MexicanMandingo April 15, 2015

dick cold

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci May 29, 2018