Dich

This is a German word. It is pronounced *dick* in the German language it means you.-not meant to be used inappropriately-

English Music teacher- ok class now his word is dich *says dick* it means you in German

Class- *cracks up* now I actually like music class.

English music teacher- *laughs* ok class shush

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019

Diche

Noun. A particularly artistic or suave-looking dish or plate.

Pronounced "deesh"

I love that diche, it's so elaborate!
Hey! Be careful with that diche!

by AXKABAR August 5, 2005

Diche

Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.

The new guy is a diche!

by GHAK December 15, 2008

dich

it is the feeling of needing to fart but not very smart

"damn toothy i need to dich hard rn"
"ich liebe dich"

by MihaiTheAwsm January 5, 2020

dich

Fuck you.

Person#1: There sure are a lot of homosexuals in Holland.
Person#2: Dich. Everyone in Holland is homosexual.
Person#1: Oh, sorry.

by I'm from Holland. Isn't that gay? March 15, 2004

Diche

The crossover between a douche and a dick. (insult)

That guy Gary is a big diche.

by Paul Block November 22, 2007

Diche

This is a combination of two seperate words. Douchebag and Bitch. Can be used towards both guys and girls.

Father: Who ate all the fucking Gram Crackers you cunts!?!?
Children: Not us dad!
Father: Lying diches, I ought to beat the fuck out of you right now.

(Beating follows)

by Will Matthews April 28, 2008