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dickotomy

A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.
"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."
by ImRealIThink July 23, 2019
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False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.
1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
by nutella137 August 20, 2020
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dichotomy

situation in which two disctinct parts exist, usually opposites
We tend to see things as if everything exists in a dichotomy... good or bad, black or white, on or off.
by jbmonday August 25, 2003
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dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008
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Indian dichotomy

The apparent contradiction that women from India tend to be either amazingly beautiful or less than attractive. Particularly noticable among first generation Indian undergraduates.
The Indian dichotomy is in full effect at the club tonight
by crew8221 March 8, 2004
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Diciot

Cara:Look at that girl there, she was jumping on a trampoline and landed on her neck

Stacy: apparently she's gonna have her neck amputated now.

Cara: I know, what a diciot.
by Fucktart June 12, 2014
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dichotomy

A split into two parts. In biology, used to describe physical splits. In social life, used to describe differing points of view or action.
The dichotomy between what he said in public and what he did at home was only apparent to his closest friends.
by Michael Sirois August 27, 2003
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