A fake type of “diagnosis” a college student would prescribe oneself when they are sick and don’t have a formal medication note from a doctor to get a prescription drug.
Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
Commonly used college diagnosis’s are:
Smoking weed – significantly lessens your feeling of the symptoms of a cold or other illness.
Alcoholic lemonade – alcohol is a depressant which also lessons your feeling of certain symptoms of an illness while incorporating vitamin C to boost your immune system.
"I really feel like shit, I have a cold and it won't go away."
"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
"Why don't you give yourself a college diagnosis?"
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Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."
Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"
Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"
Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."
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A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!
person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.
Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
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students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((
a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
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a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
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Get the iready diagnostic mug.A DID system wannabe who thinks it's quirky to have mental illness. They have traits similar to a twitter user, thinking that anybody who has common sense and goes against their wrongdoings is a dipshit while being an actual dipshit in the process.
They also have a habit of making up excuses, common ones being "I can't afford a doctor" or "Doctor scawy" or "I did ten minutes of research and did two sketchy tests and lied on all of them, so that means I do have DID!" It's basically just some edgy teens on twitter or Danganronpa discord servers with the mentality of a Facebook conspiracy theorist
They also have a habit of making up excuses, common ones being "I can't afford a doctor" or "Doctor scawy" or "I did ten minutes of research and did two sketchy tests and lied on all of them, so that means I do have DID!" It's basically just some edgy teens on twitter or Danganronpa discord servers with the mentality of a Facebook conspiracy theorist
Person actually diagnosed with autism : "Please get a doctor you fatherless Self-diagnoser"
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1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.
2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.
3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!
4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.
3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!
4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
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Self-diagnosis is prone to error and may be potentially dangerous if inappropriate decisions are made on the basis of a misdiagnosis.Because of the risks, self-diagnosis is officially discouraged by governments
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