DIAF

Acronym - Die in a fire

Pat Robertson to Isreal: "You're being bombed because God is angry with you", Isreal to Pat Robertson: "Suck it and DIAF".

by Lemon Funk September 9, 2008

DIAF

Die in a Fire. Past tense is also acceptable. Usually used as an insult, but sometimes to inform. Sometimes used with the word "Go" in front

Guy: "Lol, he diaf iirc."

Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."

Guy: "Yeh."

also

Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"

Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"

Big ePeen: "reported"

by microphone psychiatry March 8, 2008

DIAF

Dad I've already fucked.

Partially related to a DILF, which is a Dad I'd like to fuck.

Michaela- Haha I know you think he's sucha DILF.

Jill- Actually no, he's a DIAF.

Michaela- Omg! no way?

by girlswholikeboyswholikeboys January 14, 2010

DIAF

(DIAF), or Dick In Ass Fucking, is an acronym used to describe a scenario of anger and sadness, or that of having been recently screwed over.

1. "I just found out my girlfriend was cheating on me with another girl"
2. "DIAF man"

by mephistofeles October 18, 2006

DIAF

Die In A Fire

User1: (acts like an asshole)
User2: DIAF BITCH

by Idfkr June 6, 2020