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Deuce O'clock

The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.

ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner
Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.
by SwetePete June 26, 2012
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Deuce Dial

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.
Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."
by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011
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Denee

A female with no scruples. Someone who does not care about anything but herself. Someone who uses sex to get what she wants at the office. A bully who hurts others.
Thank goodness the company got rid of Denee. This individual is a toxic influence in any environment.
by BeBeb March 9, 2017
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Deneen

a person with an incredible amount of kindness, hope, optimism, integrity, and humility. A person who is strong for others, even when they cannot be for themselves. Never look down on a Deneen, they do not look kindly towards harmful actions towards them or their friends or family. A friend to Deneen is a Friend for life.
There is no other person in the world like Deneen
by Miserys~Angel November 1, 2010
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Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
by High Hiter April 19, 2018
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Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009
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deuced out

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.
"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."
by The Gentlemen At November 6, 2008
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