dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

by aLeXX March 27, 2003

Dendrophile

Someone who loves trees or forests, basically nature.

I m dendrophile, i like trees and forests (nature).

by mannybakshi August 26, 2016

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

by annabanana May 14, 2005

Dendrophilliac

Somone who enjoys fucking trees

Dude, I just performed Dendrophillisum on that tree!

by Morgoth May 9, 2003

Dendrophilia

Fornication with Trees.

Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006