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The point where you are so fed up with your high-speed computer being stupidly slow because of all the viruses you've picked up, half of them being virus-stoppers themselves, that your anger bursts and you ultimately DESTROY your computer's monitor, and kick the computer section underneath to death.

Friend: "What's wrong?"

Friend at computer: "My computer's being TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "Why don't you walk away?"

Friend at computer: "BECAUSE IT'S TOO F-ING SLOW!!!"

Friend: "???"

Friend at computer: "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! ARGH!!!"

Friend: "Dude, calm down."

Friend at computer: (looking insane)"Must... destroy... AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"
*throw heavy magnet at monitor in frustration, then kicks that crap out of the computer box*
destroy by Jillybean-Jellybean January 17, 2009

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To demolish something like a person means to destroy it completely.
No. I have to destroy him, or he'll destroy you.
Destroy by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

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End the existence of something.. or someone by damaging or attacking it.
" last night I DESTROYED that pussy!"

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Also "rocked."
destroy by MoonKnight November 23, 2002

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A euphemism for excreting bodily waste, especially in situations where such waste smells extremely vile.
Phil: I need to go destroy guys.
Us: Really?
20 minutes later
Phil: I just destroyed that restroom guys.
Destroy by ahhhhhhishtommy2 December 22, 2009

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What Imma do to that pussy
Me: lay down girl im about to destroy that pussy
Destroy by Bloodlust69 November 18, 2020
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