despingation

All fucked up.

Hey did you see the tyson fight? That was total despingation!

by JESUS February 09, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

Love Desp

A male/female who is desperate for love or attention by usually the opposite sex through texting or any form of conversation. A Love Desp will annoy the hell out of any male/female they choose to like.

Desp is the short-cut form of Desperate or Desperation.

Love Desp Girl: HEEY I MISS YOU SO MUCH!
Guy: Hey. Yeah...
Love Desp Girl: SO WE SHOULD HANG OUT LIKE TOMORROW!
Guy: I don't think I can...
Love Desp Girl: OKAY THEN ARE YOU FREE NEXT WEEK?!
Guy: Idk...

by kiis April 18, 2010

3 despes

Nathan Payne

“I only wanted 3 despes”

by 3 despes November 23, 2021

Desp

A person whose favorite school subject is science. They cannot get enough of it and they study it every single hour of the day. They specifically want to study ιατρική and that I'd quite possible because Kerapeos didn't raise the scores for that one specific school they wanted to get in for years.

Desp is a very mentally stable person who has very high standards for potential lovers
Also Desp is madly in love with Evi and wants to scream it to the whole world
Desp thinks that Evi is the sextiest person in the whole planet

Alex: Oh hey is the tea boiling?

Cassandra: No that's just Desp laughing.

by MatthewWilliams607 November 20, 2021