Dershem

A family with bad genes. If you get stuck with these genes I feel bad for you. If you are from Dershem descent you will be really stupid or really smart. But luckily this comes with some perks. Dershems have large penises and are really lucky with the ladies. And they are usually really hot. On the downside you get dumped once they figure out your personality. Also life is really easy because no one expects you to do anything. Unless your smart. Then life is filled with money and the ladies and a good house. The smart ones own penguins and leopards. The dumb ones own cows and chickens. Good luck in life.

Farmers or Red Necks are usually of Dershem descent.

Scientists and Architects who own penguins and leopards are usually of Dershem descent.

by HarryFreeman January 2, 2012

dershowitz

1. noun
An idiot.

2. verb
Self owned, autopwnage, reflexive owership.

1. That guy is really a Dershowitz. I can't believe how dumb he is.

2. You're really Dershowitzing hard, buddy; maybe you should go to Cooley to learn some ethics.

HTHXOXO

by Chomskification September 16, 2006

DERSHOWITZ

1. Term for an unprincipled person who lies and pretends to be a victim in order to gain public sympathy when threatened with exposure as the fraud he or she is. These tactics are similar to the 'Big Lie' used in nazi germany.

2. A person incapable of or unwilling to tell the truth. See turnspeak .

Man, that guy is such a Dershowitz! Why can't he just admit he is wrong? Instead he has to attack anyone who points out his lies. I feel sorrry for him.

by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007

Dershwitz

A huge douche who acts straight but inside, just really wants little bois

Get away from me u Dershwitz

by Ashl eigh<3 October 2, 2007

DERSH

Department of Employee Relationships, Socialization, and Happiness

OMG DERSH is so awesome, whoever created it must be pretty awesome. I love the lunch’s and coffee chats DERSH puts on.

by Jorissica Willicotte December 1, 2020

Deresha

The most beautiful person since Marilyn Monroe. She's the goofiest person you'll ever meet but can tend to be a bit of a hot head. She's better then most. Except it and move on.

Damn, Deresha look good today!

by Rshsnsnsi January 11, 2017

dersent

Must not: Pennsylvania Dutch

You dersent go swimming in the pond when there's ice on it.

by Tanya W of PA March 21, 2005