derek is the type of guy that will make you laugh when your mad. hes always there for you and would never try to hurt you or let you down. derek makes everything better. hes so hiliarous and will sing along to high school musical somgs with you. derek is just an all around amazing person, if you ever get lucky enough to find a derek just kiss him and never let him go.
by bestiegirll January 22, 2018
player, sexy, a tease, good rapper, colbylover, mexican, funny, hellla body, short, wrestles, only object of life is to get girls, gay, loves boobies, big dick.
gotta love that derek
by zebraprincess July 02, 2011
An individual knwn to many as a scumbag a person who is greedy r self-centered. A fool easily manipulated by females known as kelsey.Or even just random girls. Origin from mexico but enjoys to deny it. Enjoys tacos from the bell but will settle for garbage or road kill on the weekends. Very dangerous individual not just for his reputation as a sex fein but also as a bully, enjoys breaking fingers and thimbs on peoples faces. Drives a creepy mini van and can be identified just from saying "hi little girl" or "i have candy in my van". Last but not least an individual who also loves to endulge in the pleasures of life. Such as frequent preteen hokups exc exc. Beware of this mexican sex fein. 1. Do nt enter the van 2. Do not go near the van 3. Do not look at the van, infact just dont eat candy. PS. His weakness arer his arms for they are balloons and will pop to a pin .
"Mr Jamies is a creeper"
"Derek lovees tacos"
"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"
"I got dereked"
"Derek lovees tacos"
"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"
"I got dereked"
by Avitor October 25, 2006
A deceptively charming heel. This kind of person has no real morals to speak of although he does know right from wrong, he just chooses the latter. He will say anything to get what he wants and feels no remorse at the deception. He gets off on getting you to fall for him due to many, many inadequacies as a man. He will lead you to believe he’s a great person who’s really into you but is really only using you out of boredom. He’s a pathological liar and will say whatever he needs to to keep you hanging on.
by ndngirl April 24, 2011
by king kong 55 December 16, 2011
to break a surfboard (while trying to dive under a wave) by putting your hands on the front and a knee in the middle of the board and breaking it in half by the force of the wave comming at you
by Sean Williams October 03, 2006