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Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."
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Despision

The act or feeling of despising something.
"I have great despision for my teacher."
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depiction

To represent something using words or pictures or something.. sculptures too
The novel is considered an incorrect depiction of the era it is set in.
by steakus December 9, 2007
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desposition

the amount of things i despise. the way i despise things.
example: my desposition of people is somewhat over the top but its nescessary.
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deportion

When you choose to abort a baby and it gets launched across the border
This baby is read for deportion
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Despicion

When you don't want to say despise as it's the wrong context. Largely used when someone hates on R.O.B. (The super smash Bros character, not your freind).

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"My despicion for you has reached an all time high"
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Detition

A detition is a "beauty". Origin of the word "detition" is taken from TSN sportscenter host Darren Dutchyshen.
It can be used many ways. Titioning; doing something sweet like hanging out and drinking with the boys, getting rowdy and having a good time, or wheeling. Your buddy is a beauty or in other words, he is a detition.
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