Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

Dumpster Dipping

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.

"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."

by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014

skinny dipping

swimming nude

"I forgot my swimming suit"
"No problem, we can go skinny dipping"

by Andre December 17, 2003

Dipping the fish

The female version of tea-bagging

"My husband is a paraplegic, so I am always dipping the fish"

by El Gadot October 30, 2014

Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

Bible dipping

The official sport of BS mock trial.

The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.

1: Ask the Bible a question.

2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly

Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.

Ask "What of...?"

Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!

Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.

by bibleDip January 30, 2010

trouble dipping

Taking the chip you just dipped in salsa and dunking it in the queso or guacamole bowl, to mix the two condiments.

Man: Dips chip in salsa and then in queso. "Mmm-mmm!"

Woman: "Eew! No trouble dipping allowed. That's nasty!"

by La Guapa April 4, 2010