French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.
“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)
And this, my friends, is a French Departure
And this, my friends, is a French Departure
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Get the depa mug.Welcome to Chicago Midway airport. The local time is 3:45 pm, and the temperature is 54 degrees. We will be deplaning by row, and we ask for your deplanience. Please stay seated until your row number is called.
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Get the Depracious mug.Depatch (Dee-patch)
A Depatch is an instance in which a company releases a software update for one of their programs which goes awry. Where the normal patch will update or fix software, the Depatch has the opposite effects and more. A Depatch rips a hole in the digital universe, maliciously altering software in a negative way. A Depatch violates software uses on a mental, emotional, and psychological level. Reactions are many and varied, ranging from a stoic patience to uncontrolled weeping and vomiting, or the much more common raging yells and similar temper tantrums. The way in which the company reacts to their own Depatch is also varied. Some will simply admit to the fact that they have brought a travesty upon their users and will immediately set about fixing the problem. Others will often deny there is any issue at all until their entire program crashes due to an error in the in-game mail system. They will then be forced to take the game down for nearly two days in order to fix the issue.
A Depatch is an instance in which a company releases a software update for one of their programs which goes awry. Where the normal patch will update or fix software, the Depatch has the opposite effects and more. A Depatch rips a hole in the digital universe, maliciously altering software in a negative way. A Depatch violates software uses on a mental, emotional, and psychological level. Reactions are many and varied, ranging from a stoic patience to uncontrolled weeping and vomiting, or the much more common raging yells and similar temper tantrums. The way in which the company reacts to their own Depatch is also varied. Some will simply admit to the fact that they have brought a travesty upon their users and will immediately set about fixing the problem. Others will often deny there is any issue at all until their entire program crashes due to an error in the in-game mail system. They will then be forced to take the game down for nearly two days in order to fix the issue.
Example 1:
Ben: Hey what do you think of the new patch?
Adam: I HATE IT! I CAN"T LOG INTO THE GAME ANYMORE! IT WAS A FUCKING DEPATCH!(Subsequent rage and cussing)
Example 2:
Adam: Hey what was the name of that Depatch in World of Warcraft? The one where they damaged the game beyond repair?
Ben: Oh, you mean Cataclysm?
Ben: Hey what do you think of the new patch?
Adam: I HATE IT! I CAN"T LOG INTO THE GAME ANYMORE! IT WAS A FUCKING DEPATCH!(Subsequent rage and cussing)
Example 2:
Adam: Hey what was the name of that Depatch in World of Warcraft? The one where they damaged the game beyond repair?
Ben: Oh, you mean Cataclysm?
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Get the Depatch mug.Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter
Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"
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Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."
Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."
Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."
Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."
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