deodorant boobs

the repulsive taste (and often numbing sensation) experienced when you suck and/or motorboat a girl's saggy boobs. almost always the result of laying her down and having her loosely assembled funbags falling carelessly in to the crevices between her overly scented armpits. this phenomena is typically experienced after a long night of drinking when options are few and far between and a guy either has a dead booty call cellphone or no other prospects at the bar.

"yo dude, did you see that chick that jon bladed last night?" -- patrick
"yeah man, she had a classic case of deodorant boobs. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick and fabio pushing" --chris

by JLS Orange Tiles March 20, 2010

deodorant

something the french have yet to discover

He really needs some deodorant, he fuckin reeks!

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Penis Deodorant

An adjective for an incredibly high pitched and loud scream uttered specifically in catacombs,echoing throughout them.

Wow Matt that scream was real Penis Deodorant!

by SexyStalin November 25, 2018

DeodorCant

When you apply deodorant to your shirt and can’t figure out how to put deodorant on your pits.

Ryan realized he’s deodorCant when he looked at the deodorant all over his shirt and stated, “I just gotta turn my shirt more inside out so it goes on the inside more maybe”. Ryan is looking for google DeodorCant Support Groups.

by TheStrugglesReal June 13, 2023

deodorant dingleberrys

When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.

I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.

by Lindy June 1, 2006

deodorant

Something that needs to be applied to underarm daily.

Not yearly you fucking french!

by Erin Wakey Balowey December 1, 2003

deodorant

Substance applied to underarm to cover up the smell emitted by armpits.

The French aren't that smelly. But they do have smelly cheese.

by Rodney Basil December 9, 2003