Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

DunkAbility

To dunk on a basketball rim. word made be a member of gamechangers

Did you just that dunk it was so dunkability . gc4life

by dunkability January 25, 2015

Plausible Deniability

To know that your condom broke inside but you choose not to tell your partner

She has so many boyfriends, that if she ever gets pregnant, all of them gets the benefit of plausible deniability

by Tashrifm July 24, 2022

Respectable Deniability

To refuse to discuss another person’s personal information that is unknown to the the person trying to confirm it. Be it gossip or fact.

Friend1: Did he confirm is (Insert Name Here) was seeing that girl.
Friend2: no he cited some respectable deniability nonsense

by RufusG23 November 3, 2021

plausible dnability

When you have sex with your husband on the same day as your father-in-law, so if you get pregnant you can avoid suspicion.

My husband's dad likes to go raw, so I make sure I have sex with my husband the same day so I have plausible DNAbility.

by finalf May 21, 2020