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reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience
Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."
by phillydrifter August 10, 2012
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Deanimalize

To pretend that non-human-animals have less abilities than they actually do, as a way to "other" or belittle them.

To act like animals can't feel pain, can't grieve, can't think etc. even when they can.

The opposite of "antrhopomorphise."

The non-human-animal version of "dehumanize."
Saying that fish can't feel is to deanimalize them. Science has shown that they feel pain and do have intelligence and create communities.
by GrungeWillNeverDie February 9, 2019
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denialican

A denialican is someone who claims to be against both parties in america because they're both corrupt and neither is better,then perpetually runs down democrats but not republicans, and always votes republican.
Most teabaggers are just denialicans in retarded hats.
by prof. tanhauser August 17, 2011
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Deannualize

The act of mathematically taking a number that represents an annual figure, dividing it by 12 (or 365), and multiplying it by the number of completed months year-to-date (or days year-to-date) in order to compare it to other data that represents a year-to-date time frame; the opposite of annualizing a number
Gary, we need to deannualize that budget figure before we compare it to year-to-date revenues or the graph will misrepresent their performance.
by Carbonbased1 October 5, 2016
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denialist

Some poor bitch who can't handle the truth and lives their life by believing lies and convincing themselves of things that nobody believes but them.
Person one: dude I'm totally gonna bang that chick.
Person two: I don't think so, I think its more likely you become a denialist.
by UDEMON November 16, 2010
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denialzheimer's

Denialzheimer’s
Unlike Alzheimer's, rates of Denialzeimer's are historically stable although modern consequences of the disease threaten greater destructive political and environmental impact due to globalization and technology.

DD is a form of progressive mental deterioration occurring as early as adolescence and marked by degeneration of the ability to discern disinformation. It is the commonest cause of preventable disaster, water privatization, and hedge fund scandals.

The most noticeable deficit in the first stage of the disease is an inability to retain facts that contradict a firmly held and almost invariably institutionalized belief system.

During interim stages, behavioral and mental changes are more prevalent as sufferers become increasingly intolerant towards those who disagree which can cause social factionalizing and clusterfucks. Common manifestations are wandering around local shopping facilities muttering profanities at ethnic minorities.

During final stages of the disease, individuals with DD may show tendencies to shout "That's not what my doctor says!", “Those people just want handouts!","If that were true it would have been on the news!"
There are competing hypotheses on causes of DD though it's generally agreed that Citizens United legislation is contributory. Genetic theories for DD are not well founded though accepting salary, dividends, speaking fees, campaign donations or health advice from corrupt industries are risk factors.
When Dad died of Denialzheimer's, the coroner reported high levels of aluminum in his brain but didn't know if this was caused by ambient exposure, diet or from smashing beer cans against his head and screaming whenever he saw electric car ads or football players taking a knee.
by Ember1111 May 18, 2018
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denaliz

A name reserved for only the most special of girls. She’s sweet and kind, beautiful and sexy, not to mention adorable. She’s smart beyond her years. She’ll make you laugh so hard you might even pee. She’s just so wonderful to have around. You’ll love her. Oh and she’s a bad bitch to top it all off.
Hey look it’s Denaliz!

She looks good today, look at her go.

She always look good dude!
by Poyo133 November 23, 2021
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